Xuan De

What lies before you is

The Liu clan of Zhuo County, descendants of Emperor Xiaojing of the Han Dynasty, the street tyrant of Zhuo County, direct disciple of the great Confucian Lu Zhi, romantic poet of the Eastern Han, direct responsible party for the paper boom in Luoyang, adept in the ancient prose school of Confucianism, leader of the younger generation of the ancient prose school, seventh inheritor of the "Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals," founding ancestor of the Liu family in Zhuo County, ... the foremost adversary of the modern prose school ...

What? Is the name too long to remember

Um ... ...

Alright

My name is Liu Bei, styled Xuande. This is my story, not that of the imperial uncle.